I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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