I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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