The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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