Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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