based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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