Yo dont text me then not text me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
