Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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