Midget sex pt 2 tonight
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
