i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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