OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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