My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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