We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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