R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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