butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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