im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i think i just lost a toe
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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