We're like a lot better than the average bears
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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