So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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