The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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