Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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