Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
