Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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