I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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