And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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