I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
jump out the window naked night went bad
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