You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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