And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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