this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
that may or may not have been my penis.
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