I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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