that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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