i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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