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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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