Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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