She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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