using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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