I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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