Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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