i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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