im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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