I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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