I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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