Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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