I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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