Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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