Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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