sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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