So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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