Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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