Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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