jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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