I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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