he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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